Sunday, 31 October 2010
Take That band could break up again
After announcing record breaking ticket sales for their forthcoming tour, Take That have shocked their fans by deciding to break up their band.
Take That fans shocked after hear that news from Take That came to a decision to break up the bank.
'We couldn't go on anymore' said Gary Barlow at a press conference today, 'we thought it would be like the old days. You know, all the boys together singing, dancing, drinking, chasing girls or chasing boys for the gay members of the band. '
'For instance, only a couple of days ago Robbie said he was going to take some drugs.'
'But Robbie says 'No sorry boys, I don't do charlie anymore. The drugs I'm taking are for the arthritis in my knee and for my OCD... and my depression and the ones that stop me thinking that everyone is really a lizard like alien disguised as a human being. Then there's the little blue pills I take to stop me going bald and help me get an erection so I can keep the missus happy. The green ones that stop me binge eating. The red ones to stop me pissing in the bed. The orange ones...' so I say 'Alright Robbie lad I think we've got the message now.'
'So we all sit in silence for an hour as Robbie's going through some silence therapy shit to help cleanse his soul or something.'
'Then Howard breaks wind and I joke 'I don't know about soul cleansing but you definitely need your arsehole cleansing Howard lad.'
'Then Robbie starts crying and rocking backwards and forwards with his head in his hands.'
'So his wife or care assistant as I like to call her starts having a go at us for upsetting him and then little Mark gets scared and wets himself and Jason starts barking like a dog.'
'Or maybe he was singing - I never could tell the difference.'
'So I thought to myself that it just wasn't worth the hassle anymore. I know the fans will be gutted and so will my bank manager but if I spend the next 6 months with this bunch I'll be going bloody crazy too.'
Take That fans are devastated that they won't be able to see their heroes perform together again. However, the most disappointed fan is singer Lulu who sang with the boys on their hit Relight My Fire.
'Have they split?' said the 90 year old Scottish singer. 'Have who split? Take That? Who are they? Relight my what? Who am I? Think I need to lie down for a bit now.'
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Thursday, 28 October 2010
Take That Fans are counting hours of the sale day
The UK and Ireland tour also contain four dates at the City of Manchester Stadium on June 3,4,5 and 7 and at London's Wembley Stadium on July 1,2,3 and 5.
Take That is going to launch their new album 'Progress' on November 22. It is the band's first in fifteen years with Williams.
Take That Ticket prices start at £55 and range up to £85 (£90 Wembley Stadium) and secondary ticket market generally start from £75 to £100.
Tickets go on sale at 9am.
Take That’s UK and Ireland dates are:
Sunderland, Stadium Of Light – May 30
Manchester, City Of Manchester Stadium – June 3/4/5/7
Cardiff, Millennium Stadium – 14
Dublin, Croke Park – 18
Glasgow, Hampden Park – 22/23
Birmingham, Villa Park – 27
London, Wembley Stadium – July 1/2/3/5
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The band, newly reunited after 25 years with fifth member Robbie Williams, only announced details of the long-awaited tour on
The summer stadium tour around the UK includes four nights at Wembley Stadium after it begins next May.
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The tickets go on sale at 9am on Friday and the official ticket agencies can be found at:
Wednesday, 27 October 2010
Take That 2011 Progressive tour dates
Take That denied to play in Glastonbury 2011
Take That have refused report that they are going to perform in Glastonbury Festival 2011. After Take That have announced their stadium tour yesterday rumours have been revolve everywhere that they goanna perform on 24th to 27th June, the exact dates of next years Glastonbury Festival. But in one television the group denied that story.
He was answered about the one question of Glastonbury Festival like that “I love going as a spectator, I’ve been a few times. We have a big production, we have a big show, I don’t think we could put our stage in there, I don’t think it’s possible.
All Take That Tickets available on Gigsport.com
Take That will play 3rd Time at Millenium Stadium
TAKE That will show their actions for the third time in 2011 summer at the Millenium Stadium but they are still deciding whether they will with or without roof open.
Robbie Williams rejoined Take That again after 25 years and Progress Live Tour 2011 will be the first time
Tuesday, 26 October 2010
Samsung will be the sponsor of Take That 2011 Tour
Samsung Managing director of mobile Mobile UK, said: "We intend this partnership to take Samsung's position in mobile entertainment to new heights and allow us to market our leading mobile technology and brand to millions of Take That fans.
The sponsorship came in public at a press conference in London, when the band out details of the tour. It will debut at Sunderland’s Stadium of Light on 30 May 2011.
The band will play 14 dates in the UK and a further six in mainland Europe.
ITV1 will announced one Take That documentary
This document will be announced just after the announcement of the of their big UK tour.
John Kaye Cooper, ITV controller of entertainment, said: "We're thrilled that our great relationship with Take That continues and they feel ITV will be able to give viewers and fans the first opportunity to see this amazingly frank and honest film about the last 12 months of Britain's best loved band."
breaking news : take that and robbie williams Reveal uk tour dates
Take That have have just announced they are set to tour as a five-piece for the first time in 15 years.
With Robbie Williams back in the fold, the group are set to set to hit the road next spring, opening in Sunderland on May 30 next year. Tickets go on sale at 9am on Friday.
Speaking at a press conference in London this morning, Gary Barlow said: ’This is going to be a big production show, we’re not going to release the theme just yet.’
The announcement comes after the chart-topping band received the Q Hall of Fame award yesterday.
Their new single, called The Flood, is set for release next month ahead of their new album Progress.
progress live 2011 tour dates
monday may 30 sunderland stadium of light
Friday June 3 City of Manchester Stadium
Saturday June 4 City of Manchester Stadium
Sunday June 5 City of Manchester Stadium
Tuesday June 7 City of Manchester Stadium
Tuesday June 14 Cardiff Millennium Stadium
Saturday June 18 Dublin Croke Park
Wednesday June 22 Glasgow Hampden Park
Thursday June 23 Glasgow Hampden Park
Monday June 27 Birmingham Villa Park
Friday July 1 Wembley Stadium
Saturday July 2 Wembley Stadium
Sunday July 3 Wembley Stadium
Tuesday July 5 Wembley Stadium
Monday, 25 October 2010
Take That will announced 58 dates for their 2011 tour
The group, who have reunited with Robbie Williams for new album 'Progress', are scheduled to seize a press conference at The Savoy in London tomorrow (October 26), where they are likely to publicize particulars of the tour.
According to some news there would be over two million tickets could go on sale.
Take That win a Q Awards in 'Hall of Fame"
Today Take That made their first appearance in the public place since Robbie Williams rejoined as their band and collected a prize at the Q Awards. They collected a prize to the "Hall Of Fame" at the annual magazine bash.
Take That's comeback with a single 'The Flood' and new album 'Progress' both they due next month.
Today's bash also featured a number of other honorary titles. These include recognition for Roxy Music frontman Bryan Ferry, who was named the Q icon. Reunited indie guitar band Suede collected the Q inspiration award, while Crowded House frontman and solo star Neil Finn took the classic songwriter prize.
Take That: Collect a prize at Q Awards
Yesterday Robbie williams and Take That companions were collected a Q awards, it was a good day to Robbie Willams to return.
Williams said he was "very happy to be back, its my first day and I'll won an award", I'd like to thank my boys. Extremely glad here. Looking forward to the next few years."
Take That's prize marks the start of a whirl of activity as they make their comeback with a single The Flood and new album Progress both due release next month. The band are due to hold a press conference at the Savoy hotel in London tomorrow.
Florence and the Machine who collected two prizes are the best female and best track for You've Got the Love.
Kasabian were best named act in the world, beating Muse, Arcade Fire and Kings of Leon, who are recently No 1 in the album chart.